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28/08/2005
I have won $30 million Ringgit in lotteries!!
Accordingly, I am already a multi-millionaire. In as far as I can recall, I have received right about 30 emails this month alone informing me that I am the lucky winner or a lottery I didn’t buy. I don’t gamble – period! Even during Chinese New Year, I cringe every time I have to part with my $0.20!
So, how did I end up winning so much ‘lottery money’ when I never participated in any of their lottery programs…or whatever you want to call it.
Here’s an example of a letter I received:-
BUTTERFLY CHAMBERS UNIT 17,BUTTERFLY WALK,
CAMBERWELL,LONDON SE5.
REF: SUN/2010-968091/03
BATCH: 54/010/IPD
DATE: 23/07/2005
We are glad to inform you that your E-mail address appears
as the confirmed Winner of our last CLENT email
lottery program held on the 22nd July,2005.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
20675543256-786 with Serial number 3765-75 drew lucky
numbers 7-12-18-24-32-45, which Consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved For a lump sum payment of EUR 300.000.00 Pound Sterling.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
This promotional program takes place every year. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 companies and 50,000, 000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.We ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you.
To file for your claim or for further details, please contact our agent Dr Peter Anderson,of LUCKY AGENCY.
ADD:BUTTERFLY CHAMBERS UNIT 17,BUTTERFLY WALK,CAMBERWELL,LONDON SE5.
Tel:+00-44-7031914363.
Email :luckyday_agency@yahoo.com
In respect of our commitment towards helping the less previledge, we ask that you voluntarily contribute 1% of your Global winnings to any charity organization you desire at yourconvinience.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff.
Mr Louis jeen
Clent Winning co-ordinator
I received 30+ emails of this kind in one single month. So, assuming that I have won $300,000 pounds (RM 1,387,071.77)….that means I would have done nothing to win almost Ringgit Malaysia 30 million?
Interesting, isn’t it?
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Tactless
I have been called tactless before because I am a self-centered being who thinks only about ME having fun but I have to say today that I have met my match! I can’t take it anymore.
I have finally met someone who is even worse than me. Talk about tactless, this person takes tactlessness to a new level….a new definition. If you’re reading this blog, I am NOT talking about you because this person literally knows nothing about computers. Adds to tactlessness because she (OK, she’s a ‘she’) doesn’t even want to learn, believe she can learn, or thinks that learning computers will help even though I have offered to tutor her. Not formal tutoring, of course, but basically learn how to switch the computer on and off, you get what I mean? But she’s completely not interested.
All I know is that if I have to live with this person, I’d be dead tomorrow.
There, that’s today’s blog! Forgive the incessant, nonsensical rambling. Just had to get it out of my system and what better avenue than my own blog, eh?
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